My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:
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MY NEW FAVORITE THING OH MY GOD
THIS NEVER GETS OLD
I’ll never get sick of this
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
Remember duck duck goose? If that wasn’t the most anxiety inducing game ever then I have no idea what is.
"A lot of young people seem to have this illusion about old people, and think they’re all wise and sweet like Grandma. But there are some real nasty ones at my senior center. Some sweet college students brought cupcakes today, and some of the residents were running off with them by the armful. They could make a sitcom about that place."
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO